You Should See The Other Guy

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang after the movie and up to just after 'Anytime Soon'. Ten ways Perry and Harry are accidentally falling for each other and probably trying not to. Part II of a III part mess.

R, canon compliant language and shenanigans.
Charity list request for [ profile] astolat: a spin off of what could have happened right after the ‘Nightmare’ ep in season I, where Sam figures out his powers in different and peculiar ways. Or, a possible evolution of Sam’s powers. Dean helps (for a given factor of ‘helping’). Gen case story, 11,000 words, PG-13 for language. No spoilers, and no warnings other than Dean’s filthy mouth and gratuitous mild crack. The places are real, but I took artistic license (as you do).

“It’s not gonna fit in the car,” Sam said.

“It will when I’m done with it,” Dean said.
Title: Longer Than That Road

For [ profile] buffyaddict13, whose prompt was for gen happy-type-with-angst fic involving Sam and Dean hanging out over the years, based on the lyrics to the Beatles’ Two of Us. So: these are several vignettes on things the boys have seen and done together, in ways they never could or would with anyone else. 4500 words, PG-13 for language. Lyrics follow the tale.

"If this works, I’m going to admit this once that you are awesome,” Dean said.
I am going to be working like crazy on all the rest of those unfilled charity prompts that were requested three years ago. All I can do is apologize for the gross delay, and write. This is another one.

Title: Quartering the Odds
Series: Turn of the Wheel (AU)
Words: 3500
Rating: PG-13 (language, m/m sexual situations)

Sam and Dean weren’t able to repel the Watchtower guardian in Dodecagon, and the elementals have been running rampant. It’s no longer a human’s world, and the boys have to scrounge in ever stranger ways. The original prompt was from [ profile] without_me for either more ToW-style wingfic, or, hooker fic. Being who I am, that means this became hooker wingfic.

It was not dirty pool to use your carefully learned survival skills on your little brother when it was actually a matter of survival.
Movie verse, from another prompt on the [ profile] a_team_kink meme. Before Murdock starts burning things on the grill like they were damned, he decides to do a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air sendup on Face, and for unknown reasons he throws some ICP in there as well. PG-13, language, stupidity, 600 words.

He got in one little firefight and Hannibal got scared. )
Predator becomes prey when something starts eating pedophiles. The thing is, the boys are stuck choosing between two types of evil. Once they find out what’s doing it, how much do the boys care, and which evil is lesser?
The plot bunny came from Red, and the excuse for going further came from Misha’s stranger danger vid. Horror, humor, and moral conundrums. Warnings: passing mention only of molestation and child rape (not involving the boys). PG-13, 4500 words.

“Justice is being served, here, Sam,” Riley said. “And I mean served, with barbecue sauce.”
In which Murdock proves to be a /b/tard. Movie verse (since the internet wasn't really an option during the series). Can be blamed on the [ profile] a_team_kink meme. Prompt was for a situation where the team has to chat online. I do one of these for every fandom, sooner or later, and it's always the same level of 'what is this, I don't even'. Also, blame the cold medicine. Again.

DaNgEr_RaNgEr: but you still like mudkipz, right, mudsucka?
SPN/NCIS xover, sequel to Volatile Compounds. [ profile] help_haiti fic for [ profile] baileytc that takes place early in season 5. Her prompt was for case related gen and she was ok with another NCIS xover. The rest is not her fault. Warning: If you have a higher level of discomfort reading about babies being eaten by monsters off screen, beware. They dealt with it a little in the show in season 4, but not to this extent. Additional warning: bonus shark jumping!

Gibbs warned Sam and Dean not to use their NCIS badges again unless they checked with him first. They didn’t realize that in Gibbs-speak it meant he would be contracting work out to them whenever something came along that couldn’t be killed with government-issued firepower.

14,500 words, PG-13.

“You guys are going to find yourselves missing the days when it was just people ganking other people,” Dean said.
Wow - I am still capable of finishing a story!

Anytime Soon
©2010 gekizetsu

Perry should never have made Harry go undercover, even if it was supposedly one of the easiest assignments ever. Nothing Harry is involved in ever stays easy. Plus, both Harry and Perry are so in denial that it can probably be seen from space. Harry/Harmony, Harry/Perry, minor dubcon btw Harry/OC. Same rating and behavior as the film (meaning gratuitous violence, h/c, language and kissing). FYI: the Avenues are a gang that have been present in Glassell Park since the 1950s. There’s your obligatory trivia for the day.

R, 18,000 words.

“My safe word is ‘fuck off‘,” Harry said.

“That’s a phrase, and it’s not that safe,” Perry said.
Nothing But Faith In Nothing

Dead Like Me fic that takes place a few months before the 2009 movie. Mason’s having a bad week and it falls to George to…be George, except a little moreso. For [ profile] natfudge, who asked ages ago for lots of George/Mason h/c and cuddling. 2000 words, rated R for show-level language and because I live on the fuckin’ eastside.
Endemic (It Takes a Soul To Hold It)

Dean and Sam check out mysterious underground deaths, and it all becomes too hard to resist in ways Sam wishes they had never discovered.

Gen, 7200 words, PG-13 for Dean’s mouth. Set in season 4, pre-Luci.

“We’ve allowed these…agreements…to go on too long. A wound like this should be cauterized, not patched.”

Photo credit goes to Wheretogowisconsin.
eighth_horizon: (oh yeah?)
Title: Brains Are A Nuisance
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Brains.
Characters & Pairings: Harry, Perry; Perry/Harry, Harry/Harmony
Word Count: 10,400
Author's Notes: Supernatural/KKBB crossover, for MJ. Title paraphrased from Raymond Chandler’s Pearls Are a Nuisance. Sequel to The Simple Art of Graverobbing.

Sam and Dean are on a case, and they need a specific kind of expertise. Harry rambles. Perry hits on the Winchesters. h/c occurs. Everybody says ‘fuck’ a lot. A lot. PG-13 for language and brains. Song lyrics quoted badly from Coven’s McDonaldland Massacre.

I stared at him. “So the fact that I’m trying to kill someone who’s already dead doesn’t already make this wrong?”
Fandom: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Title: Culture Shock
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Characters & Pairings: Harry, Perry; Perry/Harry
Word Count: 2750
Author's Notes: Viciously foul language. There are a bunch of things about LA life that are foreign to a New Yorker…or maybe just to Harry.

“It’s a skill that’s required in order to live in LA,” Perry said. “It’s like the regional secret handshake.”

Story art

Sep. 16th, 2009 12:35 pm
[ profile] dreamlittleyo drew utterly fantastic, adorable art for Immutable Law. I squeed. Go tell her how awesome she is, pls.
eighth_horizon: (dents)
SPN/NCIS crossover. The boys finally flash the wrong counterfeit badge while investigating murders on a Naval base.

Gen, PG-13, ~18,000 words. Humor, angst, drama, violence, cursing and crack. Like usual.

“Something went whole hog in here,” Dean said. “The can of whoopass must have been the ten-gallon Costco size.”

edit: Posting the epilogue here instead of on site due to more hacking. Site's been cleared again, and is under review to have the 'suspicious' rating removed! Story has been moved to The Pit in the meantime.

epilogue ) is now clear of hacker douchebaggery! Anyone accessing the site should no longer get a warning; if you do, clear your cache and give it a day or so, since Google just reviewed/released it this morning.

Now I should damn well update the site, for once.
The site my fic is on,, was hacked by some lameass pr0n site that managed to get in and add a Javascript program to the main page that was allowing some ridiculous malware to be downloaded without warning the user. It's been cleared, but if you've visited the site recently (and thank you for doing so), then maybe run your anti-virus software to be safe. Sorry for the trouble - I'd never have noticed if it wasn't for a few concerned folks messaging me to let me know. <3. I have requested a site review from Google to get the 'suspect site' rating removed. All should be good soon.

Damn pr0nners.
Post-finale ficlet, 277 words, G. Spoilers.

Just so. )
Part of the 90 Proof series. Castiel’s addiction to Cheetos has grown worse, and after drinking and cursing, there’s only one real thing left to teach an angel: bowling. 3400 words, PG-13 for innuendo, cursing, and various other moments of stupidity.

“There are some things that are uniquely human experiences,” Dean said with a smirk.
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