sn/kkbb:/simple art of graverobbing
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eighth_horizonSupernatural/Kiss Kiss Bang Bang crossover. YES, I KNOW. 5100 words, R for language, and not entirely gen, because of the characters involved.
Jensen and RDJ should be in a movie together sometime. I might combust, but it'll be a gleeful sort of immolation.
Next thing I remember, I was waking up on the ground with a huge fire in the open grave nearby, and Perry was sitting there with one hand on my forehead and the other under my head. He looked kind of worried. Sam and his angry, Crisco-using brother who he may or may not have been fucking were standing a few feet away with shotguns and Perry was calling them idiots.
Jensen and RDJ should be in a movie together sometime. I might combust, but it'll be a gleeful sort of immolation.
Next thing I remember, I was waking up on the ground with a huge fire in the open grave nearby, and Perry was sitting there with one hand on my forehead and the other under my head. He looked kind of worried. Sam and his angry, Crisco-using brother who he may or may not have been fucking were standing a few feet away with shotguns and Perry was calling them idiots.
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Date: 2009-01-05 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-01-05 12:56 pm (UTC)Oh, and btw... your entire text seems to be in bold.
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Date: 2009-01-05 02:04 pm (UTC)This is great! Harry and Gay Perry with Dean and Sam. Brilliant idea and even better execution. I could listen to Harry blather all day. Loved the "Frodo" thing. And "Crisco!" Pure comic genius.
I've always wondered about the burial vault issue. In my home state, they are required by law.
Yeah, JRA and RDJ would be explosive together. I'd love to witness the bang!
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Date: 2009-01-05 06:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-05 06:55 pm (UTC):)
*twirls you*
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Date: 2009-01-05 10:05 pm (UTC)Now I have to re-watch the movie.
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Date: 2009-01-06 02:05 am (UTC)That being said -- this was kinda awesome. I'm a sucker for outsider POVs on our boys, and while I did take about the first half of the fic to mostly just get a handle on these guys, it worked. Plus I got bonus of getting a feel of original fic because I didn't know KKBB mixed with the familiar SPN hijinks.
Yay!
Favorite parts!
Date: 2009-01-06 03:01 am (UTC)//I add lots of shit in while I’m talking…try and deal. //
//Usually you’re just like that one Far Side cartoon where the guy is talking to his dog, and all the dog hears is ‘blah blah, Ginger, blah blah blah, Ginger.’”//
I USED TO HAVE A FAR SIDE COLLECTION LOLOL
OMFG "Sits On Me" XD
Insta-mem. ilu.
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Date: 2009-01-06 03:55 am (UTC)\o/
Date: 2009-01-06 04:44 am (UTC)Loved Harry's voice. Loved Perry, loved them all.
Two of my favorite things in one fic. *glee*
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Date: 2009-01-06 06:53 am (UTC)kkbb is one of my favorite movies for many reasons, foremost among them that when Gay shields Harry from the bullet, he still gets shot. I've been waiting for that for a looong time. Have you seen Road to Perdition? A character standing directly in front of a picture window gets shot, the blood splatters all over the window (indicating that the bullet came out) and yet, the window isn't broken. Apparently, the bullet lost all its momentum in that two inch span. So the love I have for that one moment in kkbb knows no bounds. And the rest of it's hilarious, as well.
I looooove Harry as a narrator. He does it how every single person in real life would do it...it's not like we get to hone and edit as we're yapping. Your version of his blather is perfect. I heard the whole thing in RDJ's voice.
I, along with everyone else, think that "Sits on Me" is the best Dean moniker EVER. Better, even, than Owen (or was he Gary?).
You are a star.
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Date: 2009-01-06 02:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-06 07:16 pm (UTC)I love you and wish to bear your children.
Seriously, this is flawless Harry voice. You totally nailed his 'can't tell a story to save my life' style of narration. And I love, LOVE how, once everything is said and done, the lot of them go out for a beer. And Dean recognizes Harmony! You have brought together two of my favorite fandoms and rocked my world.
And Sits on Me. Sits on Me! That is, just, better than anything.
I’m rambling, not unlike Harry. So I’ll just leave you with my favorite line in the fic, because it is perfect Perry:
“He does shut up sometimes, right?” the taller one said.
“No,” Perry said. “It’s our version of waterboarding. Give up now, or the torture continues.”
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Date: 2009-01-06 09:20 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-01-08 06:08 am (UTC)“Shut up,” Perry whispered. “I can hear you thinking stupid thoughts.” <------- That right there just killed me, it's so very Perry!
Loved the character interaction in this, especially the little Harry-esq comments that had everyone else ready to bang their heads against the crypt walls ^___^
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Date: 2009-02-26 01:43 pm (UTC)They worked together closely (without touching) in the spirit of upstanding Republican moral teamwork and values.
went to bed early to enjoy the sleep of the just.
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Date: 2009-05-14 03:32 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2009-06-10 02:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-27 11:14 pm (UTC)How incredible you are! You've gotten Harry's voice down so well (and that's quite an accomplishment!)! Plus, I literally laughed out loud a few times during this fic!
Thanks for writing this!
:)
Emrys
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Date: 2009-10-02 06:13 am (UTC)The whole thing cracked me up, and the Harry "voice" is absolutely perfect. Brings the whole movie back, including why he deserves those insults from Gay Perry half the time.
I say shit sometimes before I can pass it though the filter it should go through, if I have one. I don’t know. I’ve seen a lot of horror movies. A lot. All of them. And after some of the stuff I’ve seen in real life, there just might be a possibility of things out there we don’t understand. I’m open minded like that. I’m just saying.
So open-minded he jumps right from his own confusion into the Wincest and then necrophilia, and won't let go of either of them.
This is awesome in SO many ways!
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Date: 2009-10-02 06:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-02 06:20 am (UTC)I forgot the other line I loved so much, though I loved the entire thing:
"Shut up. I can hear you thinking stupid thoughts."
And that's what I love about this story, because Perry's right. In fact, the thoughts are probably worse than he imagines they ever could be. :0
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Date: 2010-02-16 11:13 pm (UTC)Simple Art of Graverobbing, and Brains are a Nuisance, by Gekizetsu (PG-13 and R, respectively)
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