Once again, primo Harry and Perry. I can't put the goodness into words (too little sleep...again), but I know you know it's all in there.

Earthquake, though. That sticks out. And, also, in the back of my hindbrain - what if the banana breaks off at the base? How do you come back from that? Even if you manage to clear the passage (thus averting death), you still look like a goob (not that Harry's anywhere in the vicinity at that point, but ya know what I mean). My brain latches on to the stupidest stuff.