kkbb:/culture shock

Fandom: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Title: Culture Shock
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Characters & Pairings: Harry, Perry; Perry/Harry
Word Count: 2750
Author's Notes: Viciously foul language. There are a bunch of things about LA life that are foreign to a New Yorker…or maybe just to Harry.

“It’s a skill that’s required in order to live in LA,” Perry said. “It’s like the regional secret handshake.”

kkbb/spn/:brains are a nuisance

Title: Brains Are A Nuisance
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Brains.
Characters & Pairings: Harry, Perry; Perry/Harry, Harry/Harmony
Word Count: 10,400
Author's Notes: Supernatural/KKBB crossover, for MJ. Title paraphrased from Raymond Chandler’s Pearls Are a Nuisance. Sequel to The Simple Art of Graverobbing.

Sam and Dean are on a case, and they need a specific kind of expertise. Harry rambles. Perry hits on the Winchesters. h/c occurs. Everybody says ‘fuck’ a lot. A lot. PG-13 for language and brains. Song lyrics quoted badly from Coven’s McDonaldland Massacre.

I stared at him. “So the fact that I’m trying to kill someone who’s already dead doesn’t already make this wrong?”