sn:/pillow talk

For krisomniac based on a couple of things the poor girl said innocently tonight while I was on the same planet with her. She'll learn.

1286 words, PG-13 for language and content, but gen. No, really. Slightly crackish, slightly schmoopy. Slash version pending for those of you who know it would be the thing to do, considering how annoying Dean is acting. Feel free to comment exactly where you think Sam might snap and see if it's the same as my choice. XD

( Don’t touch me with your goddamn cold feet, he said. And don’t steal the covers. And just...stay over there. )