Do they just think folks in WI don't have LAPTOPS? The nerve. Here we have drive-through Starbucks, and Starbucks in or attached directly to a lot of our supermarkets, and then the standalones on damn near every corner. And I think the entire area is automatically set up for wireless since Microsoft takes up a million square miles of WA. Maybe they just radiate wireless from their secret underground fortress in Redmond...

Dean: ::ears perking up::
Sam: Conspiracy! Wait...we don't like conspiracies!

It's got to suck to have to make a milk run...they should just keep their own cows.

Dean: DEMON COWS! SATAN'S MILK! BRAINWASHING BY WIRELESS!