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SPN/NCIS crossover. The boys finally flash the wrong counterfeit badge while investigating murders on a Naval base.

Gen, PG-13, ~18,000 words. Humor, angst, drama, violence, cursing and crack. Like usual.

“Something went whole hog in here,” Dean said. “The can of whoopass must have been the ten-gallon Costco size.”

edit: Posting the epilogue here instead of on site due to more hacking. Site's been cleared again, and is under review to have the 'suspicious' rating removed! Story has been moved to The Pit in the meantime.


Two months later


Tony kept sketching the scene, waiting for Gibbs to come back with coffee. He was still thinking Pit Bull or Rottie for the dead Marine’s wounds, but it made no sense for a dog that was angry enough to tear a guy’s throat out to just stop there. There should have been defense wounds on his hands and arms. The vic was also lying out in the open in Meridian Hill Park like he’d been tossed there, and the last he knew, dogs didn’t kill at one location and then dump the corpse elsewhere. Not the uneaten portion, anyway.


DiNozzo heard the moniker long before he saw who was hurtling toward him, and he turned with a decidedly hopeful look on his face that he tried unsuccessfully to hide.

Dean Winchester came within inches of him, looking wide-eyed excited and almost…happy.

“Well,” DiNozzo said. “You’re still alive, huh?”

“You always this observant?” Dean said.

“When I’m awake,” DiNozzo said. “Where’s Sam?”

“Nearby,” Dean said. “Where’s super-special secret agent Leroy Jethro Bodine Tull?”

“Shut your mouth, or I’ll put you back in a room with him,” Tony said. “Plenty of charges we can still help you catch up on.”

“Does the Navy still hang people from yardarms?” Dean said.

Tony laughed. Another movie quote. “Depends on what you mean by ‘yardarm’.”


“You’re under arrest, fugitive,” Tony said.

Dean snorted. “Fuck you. We’re working the same case, and me and Sam were here first.”

“Twice on Sunday,” Tony shot back. “I got a badge that says case is mine. What’ve you got?”

Seven badges, and jurisdiction, douchebag,” Dean said. “This guy died by vampire.”

Get out,” Tony said with an exasperated groan. “C’mon, bullshit.”

“Better have Ducky look,” Dean said smugly. “He’ll tell you what’s what. And then I am all over this, and you better just go back to your knitting lessons, gramma.”

“There’s no such thing as - ”

Tony paused as a hand came in contact with the back of his head.

“You better have something I can use,” Gibbs said to Dean.

“Your killer’s got fangs,” Dean said. “Hard to ignore that. You go ahead and have every test thrown at that guy, and the DNA on his neck is gonna be buckets ‘o crazy. Abby’ll tell you.”

“I’ll wait until Abby gets it.” Gibbs said. “You got any other reason to be standing around where I can bust your dumb ass?”

Dean stared at him for a long moment, long enough to be a challenge, before he backed away. “Nice to see you,” he said, tossing a mock salute.

Gibbs watched Dean walk away with an odd look on his face, then moved his eyes to Tony.

“Vampires,” Tony said in a terrible Bela Lugosi impression.

“Again?” Gibbs said.

Tony stared at him in amazement. “Boss?”

Gibbs shrugged. “Gets funnier every time I hear it.”


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Date: 2009-07-07 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemmealone.livejournal.com
HOMG. There goes my afternoon, then. WOOHOO!

Date: 2009-07-07 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarlett-o.livejournal.com
I haven't even read this yet and already I love you more than I did a minute ago. *settles in to read*

Date: 2009-07-07 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mel-b-angel.livejournal.com
Oh man. I cannot WAIT to read this!

Date: 2009-07-07 07:03 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] caffienekitty
Dude, I have the biggest, goofiest grin on my face right now, and I don't even regularly watch NCIS. This is awesome! \o/

Date: 2009-07-07 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iyalode.livejournal.com
That was all kinds of awesome. Gibbs fits so well into the SPN verse.

I might have squeed out loud when Gibbs met Castiel.

Date: 2009-07-07 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elliemurasaki.livejournal.com
Gonna read it in a minute--you're missing a >/b< tag up top, though.

Date: 2009-07-07 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elliemurasaki.livejournal.com
fuck html. you know what I meant.

Date: 2009-07-07 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunshineclouds.livejournal.com
Damn, I loved that it totally made sense which is like AWESOMESAUCE!!

Thank you! :D

Date: 2009-07-07 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elderwitty.livejournal.com
Hiya! Just popping in to say that I will be needing much, much more of this 'verse.

I'd gush and say that, because of your tremendous skills with plot and characterisation, I love you and want to marry you and have your kids, except for the part where I'm against me as married and me as parent (as I lack the skills needed to do those jobs) and it would also be a little lot creepy stalker-y. So I'm just gonna say, 'Very nicely done' and leave it at that.

:saves to faves:

Date: 2009-07-07 09:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com

Date: 2009-07-07 09:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbeltblondi.livejournal.com
Fabulous story!! I'm a massive fan of NCIS and this crossover was spot on.

Thank you

Date: 2009-07-07 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huggenkiss.livejournal.com
You have just improved my night one bajillion fold with this story. The ectoplasm and the vodka! Gibbs and CASTIEL! The movie references!

OH! Gibb saying “gets funnier every time I hear it” had me in stitches.

This story is made of awesome, as are you for writing it! :)
Edited Date: 2009-07-07 09:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-07-07 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemmealone.livejournal.com
OKAY. That whole thing was just RIDICULOUS amounts of fun, and the two universes slotted together so nicely it was almost terrifying. The Gibbs-Dean interaction was just perfect.

Date: 2009-07-07 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maygra.livejournal.com

Perfect fit together...you are teh awesome. MORE DUCKY.

searches the scrap yard and sends Gibbs cold iron just in case.


Date: 2009-07-07 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolimir-k.livejournal.com
Ack!!! I have to leave for work in 20 minutes!!! This is going to drive me crazy all day...knowing this story is here and I can't read it. Waaaaa.

Looking forward to reading this!

volatile compounds

Date: 2009-07-07 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ewanmax.livejournal.com
I am so delirously happy whenever you write. I've never seen NCIS, so I was unfamiliar with the characters, but it didn't matter a bit, because Gibss so had Dean's number.
All good!

Date: 2009-07-07 02:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] velithya

SOOOOOOOOOOOO do we get Gibbs' history anytime soon? COME ON you have to have some sort of backstory in your headspace ;P

Date: 2009-07-07 04:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ktnb
*dolphin noises*

I cannot tell you how much happy flailing I did while reading this. *Such* a good combination of the universes, omg.

Date: 2009-07-07 05:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ratherbe4gotten.livejournal.com
I LOVE anything that puts Sam and Dean in contact with the authorities, but adding the NCIS cast in there made this even more fantastic!

Your humor cracks me up every time. I really hope you come back to this crossover sometime soon XD

Date: 2009-07-07 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenillypo.livejournal.com
Ahaha! I just recently started watching NCIS, which means I can really appreciate the way you've melded two utterly ridiculous universes here. Awesome.

Date: 2009-07-07 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabaqui.livejournal.com
OMG OMG i have been dying for a good spn/ncis xover story and HERE IT IS and it's perfect and of *course* Ziva and Sam get along and OF COURSE Dean and Tony do and OF COURSE he jumps when Gibbs says 'frog' and and and.......
*spins you*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! I freakin' loved it.


*Detective Ballard cameo FTMFW!!!!*

Date: 2009-07-07 07:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] trinity_clare
I don't know that much about NCIS, but this was totally worth it just to picture Jensen going toe-to-toe with Michael Weatherly again. :D

Date: 2009-07-07 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harrigan.livejournal.com
Squee! You captured each of the characters so perfectly! With a cool MOW, too!

SO So glad you're still writing SPN fic!

Date: 2009-07-07 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aislinn-tredor.livejournal.com

*flappy hands*

GIBBS! lol, yes, Sam and Dean try anything on his turf they would never see the light of day again. not even Castiel could save them methinks ^.^

I love this! And Tony and Dean! Dean's reaction to Gibbs!

Everyone is so in character, but then again it is your work after all so I expected absolutely nothing less. I love your writing!

Gibbs going through John's journal. They both have had their losses haven't they? And revenge seeking.

The FBI had a damn file designation set up for that kind of unexplained crap.

lol, is this an X-Files reference?

Aha, Dean gets Gibbs-slapped:)

A 3D devil's trap? Oh Gibbs \o/

And epilogue! Loved Gibbs familiar last line;)

This was an awesome crossover, thank so much!

Date: 2009-07-07 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonpupy.livejournal.com
You are love. Your words are love. The pictures your words make are love. The fact that you nailed characters and a storyline and and and GIBBS! is love.

::loves you::
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From: [personal profile] lark_ascends
Went to read the epilogue and google has flagged your site as having malicious third party code on it.

I loved the main story and looking forward to reading the epilogue when you get the site cleared up.
From: [identity profile] eighth-horizon.livejournal.com
Story moved to ff.net in the meantime. XD
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